Ah, awards season. It’s that special time of year when people who have fame, money and power celebrate the talent that earns them all that…
Treason at Fox?
A Twitter user ignited all manner of indignation today when she tweeted the following: “Ummm…. Fox just went into specific detail about what U.S. military…
Unfit for a crown
What do a Washington-state beauty queen and several Southern rednecks have in common? It’s not a joke, although it sounds like the beginning of a…
A letter to Jussie Smollett
It must’ve sounded good at the time. I mean, even though you probably thought it through, you didn’t think it through well enough — your…
Happy Reinstatement Day!
WASHINGTON — Citizens took to the streets today, jubilantly celebrating events unfolding in the nation’s capital. As former President Joe Biden and his allegedly communist…
Commissioners announce ban on marijuana
MCMINNVILLE — Yamhill County commissioners announced a county-wide ban on sales of recreational marijuana today, following a contentious debate. Yamhill County Commissioner Mary Starrett announced…
Governor declares state of emergency
Rose Festival Grand Floral Parade threatened by sunshine SALEM — Governor Kate Brown declared a state of emergency this morning as thousands of revelers took…
Mayor announces total ban on fireworks
PORTLAND — Portland city officials announced a total ban on Fourth of July fireworks today in response to meteorologists’ predictions of exceedingly hot temperatures forecast…