Mea culpa. The satiric mockery piece I posted on November 2 was universally interpreted in ways I did not intend. When something is misinterpreted by…
When secret agents meet
They’re sitting around a dingy little room in an old trailer somewhere outside Carlton. There are five or six of them, wearing flannel shirts and…
Happy Reinstatement Day!
WASHINGTON — Citizens took to the streets today, jubilantly celebrating events unfolding in the nation’s capital. As former President Joe Biden and his allegedly communist…
Commissioners announce ban on marijuana
MCMINNVILLE — Yamhill County commissioners announced a county-wide ban on sales of recreational marijuana today, following a contentious debate. Yamhill County Commissioner Mary Starrett announced…
Governor declares state of emergency
Rose Festival Grand Floral Parade threatened by sunshine SALEM — Governor Kate Brown declared a state of emergency this morning as thousands of revelers took…
Mayor announces total ban on fireworks
PORTLAND — Portland city officials announced a total ban on Fourth of July fireworks today in response to meteorologists’ predictions of exceedingly hot temperatures forecast…